The name's Jenny and I love Cage the Elephant and The Strokes and a bunch of other random shit.

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves


We can play Scrabble, if you want. I’ll even let you win.

We can play Scrabble, if you want. I’ll even let you win.

(Source: mynameistate)

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astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

americanhorrorstoryforreal:

supremesarahpaulson:

sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp:

kissing you in the suit I wore to rape your mom.
relationship like this please

preach

praying for you

americanhorrorstoryforreal:

supremesarahpaulson:

sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp:

kissing you in the suit I wore to rape your mom.

relationship like this please

preach

praying for you

(Source: tesha-es)

fit-tif:

thinblackbeauty:

I got to remind myself this.

This. Why not be happy at someone else’s success and cheer one another on 

fit-tif:

thinblackbeauty:

I got to remind myself this.

This. Why not be happy at someone else’s success and cheer one another on 

(Source: mikelsens)

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

woof-blitzer asked:

Is it possible for me to have my wedding at a Denny's?

dennys:

You can literally get married at the Denny’s in Vegas. So yes!

(Source: hooddoggy)

(Source: laughinggravy)

narcimallows:

smile and clap along
have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
beat-box
scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
start a mosh pit
striptease

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease

(Source: toueinc)