The name's Jenny and I love Cage the Elephant and The Strokes and a bunch of other random shit.

sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

(Source: thatssoproblematic)

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(Source: violentdelight)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

through-myheartt:

my sexual orientation is straight

up fucking homosexual

punchself:

i want to throw up when i think about the past and all the people that i used to be friends with and all the wrong things ive done and all the things ive said that i shouldnt have

Man I feel like crying but I’m not sure what the exact reason is. All I know is that I definitely feel sad. The reason seems split though.

There’s this weird feeling I feel and it’s not sadness or happiness or anything I can identify. It’s really weird. It’s almost like I can’t feel anything. I’m not sure if I’m sad or disappointed or upset or happy or glad.

dennys:

welcome back to the denny’s blog.we are glad you’re back.welcome.back.
buddy.

dennys:

welcome back to the denny’s blog.
we are glad you’re back.
welcome.
back.

buddy.

(Source: boymitchel)